For those of you swooning over The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor In Paradise. We’re right there with you. From Ashley I. crying her eyes out every .5 seconds, and Josh M. moaning every time he takes a bite of pizza (or just well in general) ….we feel like there are some things we need to get off our chest. Probably what we need to do is get on some Bachelor Nation forum, but when you have your own blog….you can do what you want!
1- Jared. Let me start off by saying Jared REALLY isn’t that cute. Like, everyone’s all like… “ohhh, Jared.” And we’re all over here like “ohhhh, Vinny!” (Insert heart eyes here – we’ll also get into the Izzy thing in a minute.) Why is everyone so obsessed over Jared? Ashley, you’re way cuter!
2- Izzy. Honey, WHAT were you THINKING? The lamp guy!? No. Just no. You, and Vinny were a match made in Heaven. TEAM VINNY!
3- We have officially changed Chris Harrison’s name to “Captain Obvious.” Example – (insert there being one rose left on the stand) “Ladies, this is the final rose tonight.” No freaking way. You could have fooled me! Smh.
4- Carly + Evan. Carly, WHY are you so funny? You’re so on our level, girl. Evan, you kiiiiinda were a weirdo at first…. but you’ve proven yourself! TEAM CARAN!
5- Josh. GO AWAY. WE LOVE NICK. Amanda, WAKE UP.
6- Ashley I. + Jared – Can someone get this chick an anti-depressant? What’s WRONG with you? Actually, if we’re being totally honest. There HAS to be more to the story. HAS TO BE. You can’t tell me that Jared didn’t lead her on. No girl is that hung up on a dude, unless they’ve somewhat given them hope. We’re on your side, Ashley. But you still might need meds.
7- Grant + Lace. Or, Grace if you will. (eye roll) You know how fire to a large amount of gasoline results in an explosion. That’s basically what their relationship is like. One big, flaming disaster.